A member here just told me a story about a camel and a Toyota, and I hope he will reprint it here :-D (Dave, I kept it in my inbox so just ask for a copy if the inspiration doesn't come a second time ).
So it reminded me of how funny and 'just do it' we can be in Canada...
A man once drove to the office of a National Park, and told the employee "he had a problem".
"Yes, what kind of problem Sir?"
"Mmm, a bear problem ...."
"And what is the problem Sir?"
"Errrr, .....the bear is in my car trunk....."
'Somehow', that bear had climbed in that poor man's trunk, which had then 'accidentally' closed itself on the animal...... Right..... I think the fella talked about asking compensations for the damages caused to his car..... once the bear had been removed....
Another story is not half the fun, but should be told to every idiot who thinks it's cool to feed wildlife:
A couple was doing exactly that when they had a wonderful idea to make the experience even more rewarding.
The wife went to sit in the front of the car, closed the door, and the husband baited the bear into getting on the back seat..... he then closed the door to make the pictures perfect....
A very short while later, he was a widower....
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