View Full Version : What to do about the Walmart thing?

06-07-2007, 09:37 PM
These are not mine, of course, except nr1 that I used to do years ago with a pesky customer; the funny thing is that he sometimes wouldn't notice the extra stuff until the girl grabbed it and started punching prices... and he never wondered why we were all suddenly hanging around his line when that happened.... it must have been sooooo embarrassing :mrgreen:.

Mr. and Mrs. Hoffman are retired. Mrs. Hoffman insists that he goes with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Hoffman loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Hoffman, over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Hoffman are listed below.

Things Mr. Hoffman has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people‚??s carts when they were not looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he would invite them in if they will bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ‚??Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look‚?? using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!‚?? "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least.

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here

06-09-2007, 01:30 AM
Now I need some toilet paper to wipe the tears from my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-10-2007, 10:02 PM
Thanks KG42
I needed that: :-D :-D