Mornings

[Kirbydoc]

Coffee not brewing fast enough. Brain needs coffee.

"Perk a little faster
Little coffee pot!
Perk me up some coffee
So I can drink it piping hot!"
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Versifier, I hereby grant you any and all rights to copy, extract, modify or milk anything remotely usable in this little verse. If there is anything worth using there.
Kirbydoc

[Jabo52521]

Good morning Kirbydoc. Waiting for the pot to heat up also.

[versifier]

No, it's all yours Kirbydoc. I have already written my "Ode to a Grecian Urinal". :coffee:

[elkhunter77]

Buy a Keurig and wait no more.

[303tom]

I have all ready drank a whole pot of coffee, & by the way consumer reports says that MR COFFEE is the best for the money !...............2 min. I have a cup of joe............

[Kirbydoc]

Mr. Keurig costs too MUCH.

[SkyKid]

Buy a Keurig and wait no more.

Yep coffee comes quick at 4:30am with mister keurig

[Clayt]

Keurig is for hipsters!
Real men use a boiler on a hot bed of coals, before SUNRISE and are grateful!

[elkhunter77]

At 4 AM when our day starts I ain't so much into the macho thing. Keurig is fast and gets the blood flowing. What is really nice is I can have a really strong cup while my Mrs. likes all that flavored crap. Works well and keeps the piece lol

[Hellrazor]

Real men chew the coffee beans like a wad of chew...

[fryboy]

coffee quick or in a pot doesnt mean much .... i need a I.V. drip :twisted:

[j1]

Boy am I glad that I am not a real man. My wife makes the best coffee I have ever had. Good woman. And I larned her all she knows too.(about coffee anyway)

[j1]

I do not need coffee. I WANT coffee (desperately)

[j1]

Boy am I glad that I am not a real man. I want my coffee brewed and served in a mug including one refill. Just a splash of milk.